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the duck lady so this one time i was at chuck e. cheese for this birthday party and i was in line to play a game. there was this little kid playing it and then he ran out of tokens, but he continues to cling to the machine. it wa slike he was seducing the damn game. so finally after they finish their escapade he calls his mom over. and she must have weighed over 500 pounds. i mean this lady was huge. like tonto, but without the braids. anyways, she comes back with like $20 worth of tokens and she puts them all in this game and she's not winning anything. so she calls the manager over. the kid weighs like 70 pounds and looks very easily swayed and not very aggresive. she tells him that she won the jackpot like 4 times and the game wouldn't give her any tickets. i'm thinking 'god damn bitch stop fucking lying' pushing all thoughts of being able to cheat later out of my mind. i was standing there the whole time and she didn't win anything, she had no aim at all. so i tell the manager right in front of the lady that i've been there the whole time and that she's lying to him and just trying to cheat b.c she's a cheater. this lady got so pissed off. she starts waddling towards me asking if i'm calling her a cheater. i want to laugh b.c she looks so much like a duck and i imagine her floating in a pond somewhere, but i figure that's a bad idea. but i get right back in her face. calling her a liar and a cheater. this lady is about to beat me up with every waddle towards me. and i really don't want to go home and explain a black eye to my mom so i just walk away. and that's the story of how i almost got beat up at chuck e. cheese. -the big o |
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